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Yo. I like hobbits and 70's zombie movies. I really have nothing else going on.
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2008-11-30 - All deez dresses are kutore!
2008-11-26 - I'm going to make love to this mug....to this mug.
2008-11-22 - He's speaking in Engrish!
2008-11-21 - A House for Giants
2008-11-13 - Lumberjack Slam!
2008-11-10 - I didn't know where your face was.....UNTIL I PUNCHED IT!
2008-07-30 - W-w-hoa w-w-w-h-hoa w-w-hoa!
2008-07-09 - Meerkat vs. Panda.....who will succumb to rape first?
2008-06-09 - Boy Racerzzzz.
2008-05-27 - Maggot Asshole Lanky Constitution Oppression Leper Monkey
2008-05-18 - Time to hunt down the sheep.
2008-05-12 - Tits on wheels.
2008-05-05 - WAGB
2008-05-03 - Now I can shoot a gun to kill my lunch.
2008-04-29 - DOOM IS UPON US!
2008-04-28 - Passing of the night torch.
2008-04-25 - Embarassing secret #791
2008-04-23 - Peace is the aim kids, peace.
2008-04-14 - Burger King treat.
2008-04-11 - \"I've got elephantitis! Of the penis!\"
2008-04-04 - Like shooting up heroin in Paris.
2008-04-01 - Washerwoman Steve to the rescue.
2008-03-31 - Give me some trippy face paint!
2008-03-29 - I got me some grass stains!
2008-03-23 - Don't pee on the bus!
2008-03-14 - That royal cunt is six feet under.
2008-03-13 - Do you need my Jumper, Bowie?
2008-03-11 - I promise it's a snake bite.
2008-03-10 - Ya virgin cunt!
2008-03-07 - Let's add cake batter to the mix.
2008-03-03 - Old Gold!
2008-02-29 - Only at the fucking Mad Cow!
2008-02-28 - Do they not touch dead rats?!
2008-02-24 - IT'S ALIVE!
2008-02-15 - Here's an explosion for THE BRAIN!
2008-02-13 - Tastes like sunflowers.
2008-02-11 - Bay of Pigs memorial dance.
2008-02-05 - Going with the flow.
2008-02-04 - Pickles on the side.
2008-01-27 - She's got werewolf eyes.
2008-01-25 - Oreo shake shake!
2008-01-22 - R.I.P
2008-01-21 - Get that monkey!
2008-01-19 - REVOLUTION!
2008-01-19 - Doctors make him freaky.
2008-01-18 - Killer Vegetables From Space
2008-01-17 - I DON'T WANT DEAD JAW!
2008-01-15 - R.I.P
2008-01-14 - Za Za for Din Din.
2008-01-14 - Social robotics.
2008-01-11 - You're a knut!
2008-01-11 - Raccoon lovers.
2008-01-02 - Write to me at: 894 Mt. Doom, Middle Earth, NZ
2007-12-31 - Bandit health.
2007-12-30 - When the W blows
2007-12-28 - Them!
2007-12-27 - Ba-ba-ba-BABAR!
2007-12-25 - I even made cannoli!
2007-12-23 - A bolshy chasso I say.
2007-12-20 - This is my boomstick.
2007-12-17 - Rex 'em good, boy!
2007-12-16 - How about you? Do you bet they'll survive?
2007-12-13 - Just give us the eggs now.
2007-12-12 - Did we sell each other into slavery?
2007-12-11 - Air ball.
2007-12-10 - Santa: I gave money to an orphan and killed Jennifer Love Hewitt. I think I deserve some of this.
2007-12-08 - Splat! Boing! Honk Honk!
2007-12-07 - Dino-autopsy!
2007-12-07 - I'm fawning over ewe.
2007-12-06 - Sneezy.
2007-12-05 - Marshmallows are the new heroin.
2007-12-03 - Ultra Cornflower
2007-12-01 - DO OVER
2007-12-01 - Clown rape? Huh.
2007-11-28 - I wish my torso weren't so dang lawng!
2007-11-27 - I am praying it won't dig its way out...
2007-11-25 - Prepare for landing.
2007-11-25 - It's your clucky day.
2007-11-22 - Looks like the lawyer split.
2007-11-21 - August Underground Mordum
2007-11-20 - Diatomic
2007-11-19 - This is way too long but this is fucking Horrorfest.
2007-11-14 - I have good ears?
2007-11-14 - Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT
2007-11-13 - Fuck, I just made myself mad.
2007-11-12 - Hi-yaaaaaaaaaah!
2007-11-11 - Scruffy just went upstairs and that is never a good sign.
2007-11-09 - \"We just got beat up by 1/3 of a BLT!\"
2007-11-07 - N for Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
2007-11-07 - Miska Mooska
2007-11-06 - No Undies Mondays
2007-11-04 - Wet my squarepantis in Atlantis!
2007-11-02 - Campaigning to Save the Centaurs!
2007-10-30 - The Lemon Song
2007-10-29 - Jesus wept.
2007-10-27 - Vampire westerns and French slashers.
2007-10-24 - We need a new world order!
2007-10-23 - Dreaming of saws and Popeye's beard.
2007-10-19 - Jack! Jackal! Jackpot!
2007-10-16 - What's the deal with Halle Berry?
2007-10-11 - Sea Horse Crunch
2007-10-06 - Mexican banjo.
2007-10-04 - Squidtastic Voyage!
2007-10-03 - Earl Grey?
2007-10-02 - PANCAKES SHOULD NEVER BE PUFFS!
2007-09-29 - Overheard in Vienna
2007-09-22 - Magpie cheesecake.
2007-09-17 - Git us some skag
2007-09-16 - Buried Alive
2007-09-14 - Turtle the Hedgehog
2007-09-10 - Zwooooom.
2007-09-05 - Optimus Primary!
2007-08-31 - Jaws and cheesballZ
2007-08-30 - \"You look like an ant.\" \"I AM AN ANT!\"
2007-08-27 - I'm missing a pint of my blood.
2007-08-25 - \"Cicadas, falling bullets, and flies.\"
2007-08-22 - Mustache enthusiast
2007-08-20 - It's a' stormin' outside.
2007-08-18 - \"Is this Earth?\"
2007-08-10 - Story Time!
2007-08-08 - Byron, the poet with \"Satanic danger\"
2007-08-04 - The Passion of the Helen Keller
2007-07-31 - Everyone has escaped from Alcatraz.
2007-07-30 - Fog Hat is Fog Hat
2007-07-28 - FRED FLINSTONE IS DEAD
2007-07-20 - POPTART CRUST
2007-07-15 - HORRORscope
2007-07-05 - Skeletor goes to the dentist...
2007-07-03 - \"No, I want two pieces!\"
2007-06-29 - Space Jam
2007-06-23 - Trousers
2007-06-20 - Second base First daughters
2007-06-16 - Les Shades
2007-06-16 - The Dropkick Murphys are extremely intimidating
2007-06-14 - Dragonfruit: Made from real dragons
2007-06-11 - Rainbows are Red
2007-06-10 - Lightning bug wine
2007-06-07 - Lice is overrated.
2007-06-06 - Syix and the grizzly bear would be demi gods
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i admire
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-Wizards,
-Jolly bakers,
-Cacti who wear sunglasses.
-Octopus,
-Steve-O,
-More wizards,
-Pirates,
-Evil Dead II,
-Centaurs.
-Guitar Hero.
-Confucius.
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