Tits on wheels.
In the car, on the way back from a day of eating fish and chips and adventuring on the beach:

*Ducks flies in front of car, almost saying "g'day" to four inches of fast moving glass*

Steve: Oh man, that could have been 20 points.

*Car passes another entire flock of ducks*

Grace: Oh, that's right it's duck season.

Me: (I've been half dead for about the past 45 minutes) No it's wabbit season!

Grace: W-what?

Me: You know, wabbit season!

Grace: What season? It's duck season, I don't understand.

Me: Oh come on! Looney Tunes!

Grace: .......

Me: You have to know Looney Tunes, I mean Looney Tunes were like my mother and father.

Grace: Oh, that's so sad.

Me: No, I mean I had parents, but not.... like my uh Looney Tunes parents....

Grace: When I was young I actually went outside, with the sun and fresh air and stuff. We weren't allowed to watch TV.

Me: Huh.

*Takes shot gun and blows my duck bill backwards*

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