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In the car, on the way back from a day of eating fish and chips and adventuring on the beach: *Ducks flies in front of car, almost saying "g'day" to four inches of fast moving glass* Steve: Oh man, that could have been 20 points. *Car passes another entire flock of ducks* Grace: Oh, that's right it's duck season. Me: (I've been half dead for about the past 45 minutes) No it's wabbit season! Grace: W-what? Me: You know, wabbit season! Grace: What season? It's duck season, I don't understand. Me: Oh come on! Looney Tunes! Grace: ....... Me: You have to know Looney Tunes, I mean Looney Tunes were like my mother and father. Grace: Oh, that's so sad. Me: No, I mean I had parents, but not.... like my uh Looney Tunes parents.... Grace: When I was young I actually went outside, with the sun and fresh air and stuff. We weren't allowed to watch TV. Me: Huh. *Takes shot gun and blows my duck bill backwards*
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