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Last night Kyle told me a story for about 25-30 minutes about a blind lioness who had her cubs eaten by a giant anaconda. Apparently she also mated with a nugget lion on its back. This story really should have only taken about six minutes to tell but because he was making it up as we went along, and was drunk as well. It took just a little longer.

Also, I'm just going to put it out there....never let anybody floor suck raw egg, or power spew into the sink after eating jalepeno peppers. G'day.

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2008-05-05 - 12:13 p.m.
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